WEIRD NOTES I FOUND IN A LIBRARY BOOK ABOUT THE HILTON FAMILY

I recently checked out a book on the Hilton family dynasty, because, why not. In reading it, I discovered a previous reader had many specific quibbles with the author's work, and felt so strongly about it that he had to note them for future readers like myself.
  1. There can't be cream-colored Benzes in 1944!
  2. No plastic bottles either!
  3. NO BLACK TUXEDO!!! NO!
  4. A Benz issue again!
  5. No! WRONG!
  6. The sassiest note of all.
  7. Noting the end notes.
  8. If he hated the book so much, why did he keep reading all the way through to the end notes?!