MY "FAVORITE" THINGS ABOUT WORKING AT SIX FLAGS

  1. the fact that there's no heat or a/c in the store I work in
    I almost died of hypothermia today lol
  2. NO ONE goes in the store I work in
  3. uniform ain't cute
  4. need to give my bosses at least 3 months and 67 business days in advance of notice for time off
    :-)
  5. I have no power of doing returns or canceling transactions therefore I have to call my supervisors where are never at their correct store therefore making very awkward and painful eye contact with the angry customers that are waiting
  6. I literally sell fucking hats you'd see children wearing on ugly hat day and capes only the strung out weird people buy
  7. my coworkers are assholes