THINGS I THINK ABOUT WHEN SITTING ALONE AT A BAR WAITING FOR MY FRIEND TO SHOW UP TO DINNER
She's 45 minutes late.
- •How to make new friends
- •How to appear like I DEFINITELY have friends despite my lonely appearance
- •Wondering how the room is reacting to my shark dress
- •Wondering why I'm wearing a shark dress
- •This Moscow Mules is tight tho
- •10 more please, bartender!
- •Hi. I like you're man bun.
- •But actually please hurry.