TWITTER BIOS THAT WILL MAKE ME H8 YOU
- •"Human being."Like, we know.
- •Basically any Drake lyric."I live for the nights that I can't remember, with the people I won't forget." Please, quiet down
- •Your significant other's initials with a series of ~romantic~ emojis to follow.Worse if 💍 emoji is used when not married/engaged. I'm sick of your emoji lies.
- •Your very specific, long-winded job title.They're are exceptions to this rule, but it's mostly pretty douchey.
- •"5/5 follow ❤️"For people over 12, this is how fangirls let the world know how many members of their favorite band follow them on Twitter. Largely used by One Direction fans. I hate this for many reasons, mostly because IT'S RUDE TO BRAG. But also because it reminds me that they're only 4 members of 1D now. And all these fractions are lies.
- •"For booking inquiries: firstname.lastname@example.org"BOOKING FOR WHAT. STOP THIS.
- •"King of all Media."Howard Stern's actual bio. Just ran across it. Had to add.