Things I Look Like in My Favorite Hat

I've had it for years because it's soft and fuzzy
  1. The hat in question
  2. An electrocuted egg yolk
    This one was given to me by my best friend
  3. A blonde demonic toddler
  4. A dusty lightbulb
  5. A homeless duckling
    Again, provided by my best friend
  6. A windstorm in a cornfield
  7. The sun in children's illustrations minus the sunglasses
  8. A yellow Hostess Snowball
  9. A ducking who rolled around in dust