things I could do to my body that would be funny:

  1. Wear tube socks when I shave my legs. eventually the hairs on the bottom of my legs would be so long. Makeshift leg warmers.
  2. Get surgery to web all my toes together.
  3. Every year on my birthday, I could get a tattoo of a ring for each year I've lived. Tree person.
  4. Tattoo my whole body in the way that people contour muscles on themselves with makeup to make themselves look fit.
  5. Give the back of my head bangs.
    sort of an undercut I guess?
  6. Attach blinkers at my hips so people know when I'm turning.
  7. Put bumper stickers on my butt.