things I could do to my body that would be funny:
- •Wear tube socks when I shave my legs. eventually the hairs on the bottom of my legs would be so long. Makeshift leg warmers.
- •Get surgery to web all my toes together.
- •Every year on my birthday, I could get a tattoo of a ring for each year I've lived. Tree person.
- •Tattoo my whole body in the way that people contour muscles on themselves with makeup to make themselves look fit.
- •Give the back of my head bangs.sort of an undercut I guess?
- •Attach blinkers at my hips so people know when I'm turning.
- •Put bumper stickers on my butt.