PHRASES TO IMPRESS WHILE AT ART MUSEUM

  1. "What a relief!"
    This has a double meaning
  2. "How much?"
  3. "What a great wall."
  4. "This should not be behind glass!" (Alt: "This should be behind glass!"
  5. "Stop me if you have Stendhal Syndrome."
  6. "There's a lesson there."
    This is for viewing manuscripts and inscriptions
  7. "I actually like his early stuff."
  8. "My naked body looks like this statue."
    This is a seduction technique