WAYS I KNOW THAT WORKING IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS IS MAKING ME DUMBER

  1. I believe I know about certain historical events because I read a script about them
  2. I believe that doing expense reports is using math skills
  3. I believe that "emotional intelligence" is just as worthwhile as actual intelligence
  4. I have only 5 unique ways to justify not being interested in pursuing something and trot them out in a carousel of repetitive excuses