THIS WEEKEND: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

Highest of highs and lowest of lows
  1. The good: an invitation to be a bridesmaid
    I've never even been to a wedding (!) let alone been in a wedding so this is a BFD
  2. The bad: I broke my wrist doing "hood pulls-ups"
    It's as dumb as it sounds. I was just trying to get on @smeldrum 's level and do a pull-up on a street sign. I was also sober
  3. The ugly: shattered my phone screen in Urgent Care while waiting for my x-Ray results
    Because I hadn't already broken enough. Phone still works for cast selfies though