MY PRIZED POSSESSIONS

  1. My stuffed animal buddy who I've had since I was born and who looks like a teddy bear but is in fact a stuffed potato...bud the spud
  2. Pictures of my mom and dad when they were young and hip...pies
  3. The locket my mom gave me when I was 5 and obsessed with Annie
  4. My jcrew sweatpants that let me feel both preppy and slobby
  5. The painting my parents gave me for my law school graduation