Some Ideas I've Had That Could've Saved Skymall
I'm surprised every day that I'm not a millionaire.
- •A mouthpiece you bite down on that brushes all your teeth at once, hands free.
- •A line of home appliances that run on batteries but have non-functional power cords. People use them and then see they aren't plugged in and think they're bewitched! Magic!
- •A DVD of Ryan Gosling saying happy birthday to every name.
- •Stilts for dogs?