Some Ideas I've Had That Could've Saved Skymall

I'm surprised every day that I'm not a millionaire.
  1. A mouthpiece you bite down on that brushes all your teeth at once, hands free.
  2. A line of home appliances that run on batteries but have non-functional power cords. People use them and then see they aren't plugged in and think they're bewitched! Magic!
  3. A DVD of Ryan Gosling saying happy birthday to every name.
  4. Stilts for dogs?