This list is a gift that I am giving to you. The gift is that you can imagine these unorthodox butts in your mind, for free, anytime you want. These butts will make your day 5% better, probably.
  1. Swirly butts
  2. Humdrum butts
  3. Gubernatorial butts
  4. Wry butts
  5. Defiant butts
  6. Draconian butts
  7. Mathematical butts
  8. Microscopic butts
  9. Butts!