POST APOCALYPTIC SNACKS

Because I feel dead and hungry
  1. Bugs
  2. Deadfish
    RIP Goldfish
  3. Everybody gets Lays
    Aphrodisiac 'I'd have sex with you if we were the last people on earth' treat
  4. Expired almond butter
    Does it expire? Asking for a friend
  5. Pirate's booty
    Actual stuff stolen from pirates