THINGS I SAW IN THE TERMINAL WHILE WAITING FOR MY DELAYED FLIGHT
- 1.A Persian cat.
- 2.At least 5 people wearing sandals.It's raining in both LA and Seattle, our destination.
- 3.Multiple housewives in athleisure.
- 4.One extremely rude pilot.To say he shoulder checked me would be putting it politely.
- 5.One very pregnant womanPlease don't go into labor on our flight.
- 6."We hope you enjoy your visit!" in a flashy Comic Sans
- 7.Update on pilot: he's flying our plane!