THINGS I SAW IN THE TERMINAL WHILE WAITING FOR MY DELAYED FLIGHT

  1. 1.
    A Persian cat.
  2. 2.
    At least 5 people wearing sandals.
    It's raining in both LA and Seattle, our destination.
  3. 3.
    Multiple housewives in athleisure.
  4. 4.
    One extremely rude pilot.
    To say he shoulder checked me would be putting it politely.
  5. 5.
    One very pregnant woman
    Please don't go into labor on our flight.
  6. 6.
    "We hope you enjoy your visit!" in a flashy Comic Sans
  7. 7.
    Update on pilot: he's flying our plane!