1. They are expensive
  2. They are disgusting
  3. I've been smoking for half of my life
  4. It gives you wrinkles
  5. It slows healing
  6. People don't want to have babies with you
  7. People don't want to rent you an apartment
  8. It funds big tobacco
  9. And probably the Republican party
  10. Marijuana is illegal still???
  11. That creepy bunny from the DARE video
    Although I think he was on crack
  12. Burn holes in everything
  13. The build up of tar on your stuff
    In my car mostly