REASONS WHY MY NEIGHBOR CARL IS THE WORST
- •His band is terrible.
- •Said band only knows how to play "Amber is the color of your energy" and "wonderwall"
- •Those used to be songs I like. Now I get a rash when I hear them.
- •I'm pretty sure he's a male escort.
- •His outdoor shrubbery is so much greener than mine.F$cking Carl.