1. Knock knock!
  2. Who's there?
  3. Reality. It steamrolls you. You are crushed under its weight before you can say anything else.
  4. Happy Wednesday.
  5. Knock knock.
  6. Who's there?
  7. Reality. But this time, reality looks startlingly like something manageable. You throw the door open and rush to hug reality. Reality hugs you, smothering you a bit with her intensity, but you survive the day.