1. I can eat cereal while sitting horizontally on the couch (I'm not going to call it being stretched out on the couch).
    This is not a skill I wish I had.
  2. Getting heartburn from too much ketchup on my meal at lunch (????).
  3. That's about it.
  4. Will update as I continue to acquire frivolous skills while transitioning to adulthood and married life.