Inspired by this update and everyone else writing this.
  1. You're having a bad day.
  2. You want to talk about Pokémon, Harry Potter, or some other book you've read.
  3. You need something proofread. I do that.
  4. You want to talk about literary analysis.
  5. You desperately want a recipe for an apple cake.
  6. You have really cute cat pictures or you need to see some cute animal pictures.
  7. You need a recipe for a potluck or dinner party.
  8. You have a poem you'd like to share.
  9. Anything else? Sure.
  10. But nothing inappropriate, please. Don't be that person.
  11. Be cool man.