WHEN I DO NOT LIKE CHANGING MY SHEETS:

  1. While changing them.
  2. That is literally the only time.
  3. I'm sleeping on clean sheets tonight.
  4. I am a queen.
  5. This clean sheeted bed is my throne.
  6. Goodnight, everyone who didn't change their sheets after a 16 hour work day and making a peanut butter pie for tomorrow night's dinner.
  7. These little luxuries make my aching feet and tired body feel so, so happy.