Things I do with my unusually long toes

people with long toes should be appreciative..here's why
  1. I practice writing and painting with my left hand and my toes so if I ever have a stroke I'm good to go
  2. Crack my own toe knuckles with the other toes
  3. Pinch family members with my toes...aim for the fleshy areas..really hurts
  4. Clean up double fast...pick up laundry with hands and feet simultaneously. Then throw it in the laundry
  5. Recreate a skit seen on the Gong show where a guy free faces on his toes and moved them in unison to the Platters version of The Great Pretender. the big toe is the lead singer and the other toes sing backup