MY OWN PERSONAL HELL

If I go to hell, it would be an endless commuter train/bus ride that makes various "stops" at doors that open to:
  1. My parents having sex
  2. Children's birthday parties. Where there's no booze and they make you watch the gift opening the whole time.
  3. The king from Burger King commercials
  4. The DMV
  5. Jury duty
  6. Having to break up with all my ex-boyfriends all over again
  7. A minefield of hot dog poo that I have to pick up with very thin plastic bags
  8. Some place that only plays The Dave Matthews Band on repeat
  9. A diner that serves amazing egg dishes but there's no fucking Tabasco
  10. Having to fold fitted sheets