REASONS OTHER DRIVERS ARE AGGRESSIVELY GOING AROUND ME THIS MORNING

Relax, people.
  1. They are late for work
  2. Their wife is in labor
  3. They got sudden explosive diarrhea
  4. They got their period
  5. They bought a new car and feel like testing its horsepower during commute hours
  6. They found a golden ticket
  7. They found God
  8. Their kids are beating each other senselessly in the back seat
  9. They realized they want to spend the rest of their lives with their significant other and have to tell them now
  10. They are impatient fucks
  11. I am going 32 mph in a 40 zone to delay my dentist appointment