THINGS I'VE DONE WHILE SUPERVISING MY 3-YEAR-OLD TAKE A CRAP
Everything. Pretty much everything.
- •Eaten a PBJ
- •Called every contact in my phone
- •Gagged because it smelled so bad
- •Abandoned because it smelled so bad
- •Painted my toes
- •Organized the shampoo bottles by height
- •Asked "Are you done yet?" forty times
- •Wondered if he was choking because he was pushing so hard and turning purple
- •Popped pimples
- •Plucked my eyebrows
- •Marveled at how such a big turd could come out of such a small body
- •Wiped him, washed and cleaned, only to come back two minutes later for "More poops, Mom"