MY BEST WORST TINDER CONVERSATIONS, IN DESCENDING ORDER

  1. Awkward platform to see an old friend...and talk vaginas. I actually loved catching up, though!
  2. The vibe was not strong with this one*. *I am one of those assholes who's never seen Star Wars, but I can commit to a motif, dammit.
  3. 😐 Fuck you, Brian. I had a lovely night out at our agreed-upon bar withoutchoo. #stoodup 💁