MY DATES THIS WEEKEND
In, somehow, both chronological and descending-in-awesomeness order:
- •1) Saturday. Probable friend-zoner/amazing human meets me to jump my car (again...) and we enjoy pancakes, eggs, coffee, and conversation in addition.
- •2) Two-week Tinder friend lets me brush him off until Sunday morning. Halfway through brunch, he excuses himself to vomit. Conversation continues for another 2 hours. He pays, and also buys books for his child(ren).
- •3) Different Tinder friend comments on 7-hour texting streak, suggests drinks, fails to show up. Drinks were delicious anyhow.