THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY

  1. Hedwig and the Angry Inch Soundtrack
  2. Stuffing gum in mouth and chewing vigorously 
  3. Driving
  4. Karen from Will and Grace (ONLY Karen)
  5. Mark Twain essays
  6. Oliver Wilde throwing shade
  7. Imagining being a fly on the wall when Terrence Malick tells top tier actors that they didn't make the final cut of the movie 
  8. Children's songs in languages I don't speak