Got a Fake Tan for the First Time

It's for a job. Here's what I learned
  1. You go in buck naked
  2. Then a woman with a spray machine blasts you with cold tanning spray
  3. They make you do a series of moves
    These moves include grabbing your ankles
  4. You then stand for 10 minutes with fans blowing on you
  5. You get dressed and are not allowed to shower for 8 hours.
  6. You can't wear a bra for 8 hours either
  7. Don't sweat
  8. Don't use oil based products.
  9. It will only last 5-7 days if you do everything right
  10. It was 90 dollars including tip
    I am not personally paying but man that's a lot of money!
  11. I'm still extremely pale.