Questionable Things I Said Out Loud This Holiday Season
I AM AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE TO BE AROUND THESE DAYS
- •Let's never have kidsTo my husband on a plane, surrounded by children screaming and playing loud iPad games without headphones on.
- •Get me the fuck out of paradiseIn Hawaii.. With family
- •I'm incapable of feeling joy right nowTo my dad. I can't remember why
- •I'll just get liposuctionI am NOT getting liposuction.
- •I'm just going to crawl in bed and watch that teen show all dayI AM IN HAWAII