TOP 5 REASONS I HATE GOING TO WORK AT 7 A.M.

  1. 1.
    It's colder than Satan's heart outside from like September through May
  2. 2.
    I can't wear my pajamas to work and that makes me want to cry
  3. 3.
    If the sun isn't up then I shouldn't be up (this is just common sense, now, c'mon)
  4. 4.
    I "snooze" too many times and then I don't have time for coffee and the day can only go downhill from there
  5. 5.
    I shouldn't have to scrape my car in the pitch dark for 15 minutes before I can see out the windshield, seems pretty absurd
  6. 6.
    There's nothing cute and leisurely about 6:45 and that's that