1. It's colder than Satan's heart outside from like September through May
  2. I can't wear my pajamas to work and that makes me want to cry
  3. If the sun isn't up then I shouldn't be up (this is just common sense, now, c'mon)
  4. I "snooze" too many times and then I don't have time for coffee and the day can only go downhill from there
  5. I shouldn't have to scrape my car in the pitch dark for 15 minutes before I can see out the windshield, seems pretty absurd
  6. There's nothing cute and leisurely about 6:45 and that's that