TOP 5 REASONS I HATE GOING TO WORK AT 7 A.M.
- •It's colder than Satan's heart outside from like September through May
- •I can't wear my pajamas to work and that makes me want to cry
- •If the sun isn't up then I shouldn't be up (this is just common sense, now, c'mon)
- •I "snooze" too many times and then I don't have time for coffee and the day can only go downhill from there
- •I shouldn't have to scrape my car in the pitch dark for 15 minutes before I can see out the windshield, seems pretty absurd
- •There's nothing cute and leisurely about 6:45 and that's that