Is he even real?? Requested by @Schmidiot
  1. "🎶You must always stop at the stop sign! That's the Orange rectangle🎶"
  2. "I don't shave on boats. The altitude makes the shaving cream weird"
  3. "A philosopher is a fossil made out of falafel"
  4. "Busses are the whales of the ocean"
  5. "I can't be acting stubborn, I don't know what that means!"
    He's 19 btw