I was waiting to take my drug test/ physical and Food Network was on the TV
  1. "Once they come out of the oven I'm going to do something real naughty to these"
    I don't know who this lady is
  2. "On our third date you handed me a saw and said 'lets go cut down cedars'. It was so romantic"
    Same lady
  3. "I can taste the magic"
    Guy Fieri
  4. "I like this place because they have a lot of food"
    Some kid on D,D&D