He's 18 btw @sandhead
  1. Oopsie I made a poopsie
  2. Why is everyone always laughing at me? I wanna know what's funny so I can laugh too!
  3. People are lucky when they go poo. I wanna go poo all day everyday.
  4. I wanna play video games but the remote is too far away. It's like 10 feet.
  5. You can't get sushi there. Unless you count bacon wrapped chicken as sushi.
  6. Do you know what you are? Look to your left and look at the cylinder with trash in it. That's you.
  7. Nobody needs a giant vocabulary. People with big vocabularies are not smart but they want to sound smart. People with no vocabularies are smart but want to sound stupid.