Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life

Things I will probably never know
  1. How many "trees worth of oxygen" I inhaled
  2. The number of dreams I had
  3. Strangers who saw me and thought I was decently attractive
  4. Strangers I saw who I thought were decently attractive
  5. Number of times I smiled
  6. Genuine laughs I had
  7. How many times I've thought "oh 💩"