1. You and Bae beforehand
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    But lowkey knowing there's trouble on the horizon, because you're psychic like that.
  2. Being told
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  3. Your reaction
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    A mixture of anger, disbelief, and sadness
  4. Finding out more details from mutual friends
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  5. Dumping their ass on the spot
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    Knowing it's for the best (but still being sad)
  6. With patience and willpower, finally getting rid of everything that reminds you of them
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  7. Realizing only one thing can help now
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  8. Staying in bed all day, watching Netflix and eating
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    But using the time between episodes to reflect and grow as a person (or drink)
  9. Noticing you feel a little better
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    But still being sad, because you're human.
  10. Looking in the mirror after some time of this
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  11. Going out for the first time again
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    What, are these things, real pants? Shoes?? A brush?¿ God forbid, makeup¿¿
  12. Getting your social mojo back
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  13. Getting that inevitable "I miss you" text
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  14. Having flashbacks to the happier times
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  15. Snapping out of it, ignoring their dumb ass
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  16. Healing with time & separation
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  17. Getting that second "I miss you" text
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  18. Curbing their ass, once again with grace and dignity
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  19. Meeting a potential new love interest
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    ?!?!?!?!?
  20. Reflecting on how far you've come
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  21. Getting *another* "let's hang out" text
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  22. Knowing that chapter of your life is completed, and you're onto bigger/better things
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