IF I WERE TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH ONLY THREE TV SERIES

  1. Roseanne
    If we're being real, the early years until Becky 2, maybe even a couple of Becky 2 episodes but absolutely none of the lottery years.
  2. Arrested Development
    Season 1 and 2 only.
  3. Real Housewives
    You said series...I'm not specifying which locale, so I want all of them. I think it would help give me perspective during coconut shortages. Your shit seems pretty trivial when Theresa Guidice is getting locked up for some shady shit her gorilla of a husband got her caught up in. Not saying we didn't all see it coming when she showed us the house he was building the family and everyone was like "Liberace called, he wants his interior designer back", but what does Joe actually do? Mob? No?