More Ross than Phoebe
  1. Woke up to parents fighting about cleaning with bleach and cleaning without bleach
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    Leave the children be!!
  2. Went raspberry picking in my backyard and was attacked by ravens
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  3. Fell down the stairs on the way to the kitchen
  4. Fell up the stairs on the way to my room
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  5. My dog harassed me for my neon yellow scrambled huevos
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    Stop breathing on my face you passive aggressive fiend
  6. Crawled back into bed and decided the world was not ready for me yet
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    A kin to Justin's ramen noodle hair