How today has gone so far
More Ross than Phoebe
- 1.Woke up to parents fighting about cleaning with bleach and cleaning without bleachLeave the children be!!
- 2.Went raspberry picking in my backyard and was attacked by ravens
- 3.Fell down the stairs on the way to the kitchen
- 4.Fell up the stairs on the way to my room
- 5.My dog harassed me for my neon yellow scrambled huevosStop breathing on my face you passive aggressive fiend
- 6.Crawled back into bed and decided the world was not ready for me yetA kin to Justin's ramen noodle hair