How today has gone so far
More Ross than Phoebe
- •Woke up to parents fighting about cleaning with bleach and cleaning without bleachLeave the children be!!
- •Went raspberry picking in my backyard and was attacked by ravens
- •Fell down the stairs on the way to the kitchen
- •Fell up the stairs on the way to my room
- •My dog harassed me for my neon yellow scrambled huevosStop breathing on my face you passive aggressive fiend
- •Crawled back into bed and decided the world was not ready for me yetA kin to Justin's ramen noodle hair