LESSONS I LEARNED FROM JURASSIC WORLD
My moral compass has been greatly informed by this billion dollar franchise. Spoiler alert?
- •Near-death experiences save marriagesMarital strife? Send your children off to get hunted by a mega-raptor and that shit will clear up.
- •Join the navyYou'll eventually purchase a tropical bungalow and settle down off the coast of Costa Rica.
- •Never trust your Aunt ClaireEspecially dressed in white.
- •Extinct animals have rights.Ignore this eternal mandate and you'll end up as Bantha fodder...
- •Chris PrattThe undying flame of white man justice is burning in his eyes.
- •Buy organicGMO gonna kill you dead