WARNING SIGNS

A simple code of ethics
  1. You wear your sunglasses indoors while you speak with me.
  2. You tell me that you lived in Brooklyn within the first 15 min of conversation
    NYC Natives excluded
  3. You use the word "capitalistic"
  4. You're in a French jazz ensemble.
  5. You could teach yoga in Bali "if you wanted to"
  6. Little scarves
  7. Little buns. Big buns are ✔️🍑