Things assholes say

  1. "Thank you kindly"
  2. "I know you are, but what am I"
  3. "Confirming receipt"
  4. "Understood"
  5. "Noted"
  6. "Can I have a fry?"
  7. "Hold the ketchup"
  8. "I'm on the list"
  9. "Your make-up looks good today"