A FEW MOMENTS FROM THE WILD AND WONDERFUL WHITES OF WEST VIRGINIA

Because it's Friday.
  1. "DO Y'ALL GOT ANY MOZZARELLA STICKS?"
    Screamed into the Taco Bell drive through speaker.
  2. "THEY TOOK HER BABY!"
    Screamed at people inside of the Taco Bell from the drive through line. "They" are Child Protective Services.
  3. "I'm the sexy one in the family."
    Proceeds to flash the camera her tits.
  4. The image of Dennis' young son flipping off the camera while jumping maniacally on a Bob the Builder toy tent.
  5. The lines the ladies snort in the delivery room post birth/bar bathroom immediately following labor.
  6. All of these dance scenes.