FAVORITE MICHAEL SCOTT LINES
One of the most brilliant television characters of all time.
- •"Pays five million dollars. Nudity required."Michael asks Stanley if he knows of any women who can act in a movie to try and trick him into confessing his affair. Says this so casually and no one acknowledges it.
- •"She's apparently dating an 81 year old billionaire. He owns a Quizno's on the turnpike."While spreading false rumors, he makes up this one about Angela. Of all the ways to make a billion dollars, he thinks owning a Quizno's is one. This is my favorite line of all time.
- •"In all climates. It's going to be worldwide."He tells Andy he is starting his own paper company and Andy says, "Really? In this climate?" I didn't catch Michael's response until I was rewatching the episode one day.
- •"You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life so you should just get used to it."Michael needs a hotel room and they're all booked up, so Toby offers his extra twin bed. My favorite mean thing he says to Toby.