THINGS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO GO BURGER KING ON PEOPLE
A woman spring break-ing in my great state of FL went ballistic in a Burger King and threw napkins and ketchup packets everywhere. All public meltdowns are affectionately known as "going Burger King" from now on, thanks to @glossanddirt.
- •The high school boys who called me "ma'am" in a local smoothie shop and then talked about the Sublime concert.
- •The couple who slowly scratched each other's backs so loudly in the theater that I could not hear the movie playing.
- •Anyone who tries to emphasize how little sleep they got by saying things like, "You don't understand, I woke up at 5:17 this morning!!!"JUST SAY AROUND 5.
- •The guys at LA Fitness loudly saying they're going to "fucking get after it at Hogan's Beach."The douchiest beach bar in existence.
- •The guy at LA Fitness working out by himself, wearing headphones, and rapping out loud.Respect the public space, sir.
- •Every person at LA Fitness.
- •"The struggle is real" quotes.