THINGS TO AVOID IF YOU'RE CRYING A LOT LATELY

Unfortunately, none of these are exaggerations.
  1. Watching the trailer for Miss You Already
  2. Hearing a cover of "Landslide."
  3. Watching the trailer for The 33.
  4. Your sister telling you she's pregnant.
  5. Your best friend telling you she's moving this month.
  6. Getting married.
  7. Your fiancé telling you that you can't hang a poster of Luke Perry in your new house.
  8. Going to your mom's house and smelling her fall mulling spices.
  9. Seeing a homeless woman with amazing Farrah Fawcett hair talking to herself.
  10. Reading Humans of New York in Iran posts.
  11. Watching The Office "Niagara" while you get ready for work.