1. An empty can makes the most noise.
  2. I'd rather beg for forgiveness than ask for permission
  3. The dishes will wait, life won't
  4. Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life
  5. Eat food, not too much, mostly plants
  6. Trust your gut
  7. Better to do something imperfectly than nothing perfectly
  8. There's nothing more badass than being who you are
  9. The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time
  10. Fuck it, I'm just going to wing it