THINGS I'VE HEARD FROM MICHIGAN FANS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS

After a shocking last-minute win by my Spartans in yesterday's rivalry game, here is some insight from the losing fans. GO GREEN!
  1. "I wish college football didn't exist right now."
    My response: I feel so alive! This is why I love college sports!
  2. "My fandom is in shambles."
    My response: My fandom is only half in shambles. #lions
  3. "Noooooooooo."
    My response: Yas bitch yassss!
  4. "I still don't understand what just happened."
    My response: Neither do I and it's great.
  5. "I mean, that game could have went many different ways."
    My response: Isn't that just how sports work?
  6. This guy