Descriptors in the Chorus of Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" Ranked by How Well I Embody Them

  1. 9.
    Objectively incorrect.
  2. 8.
    Im not a huge fan of "feelings" or touching or general affection.
  3. 7.
    Your Dream
    Not corroborated by any known evidence.
  4. 6.
    I generally make good choices.
  5. 5.
    *generally* is the key word.
  6. 4.
    Your Hell
    Professional pain in the ass to my current boss.
  7. 3.
    Low key truth. Soz bout it.
  8. 2.
    Objectively correct.
  9. 1.
    Do Not Feel Ashamed
    One particular feeling I do not feel is embarrassment. I possess both a naturally healthy level of confidence and the foundational belief that no one is ever looking at me.