Descriptors in the Chorus of Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" Ranked by How Well I Embody Them
- 9.MotherObjectively incorrect.
- 8.LoverIm not a huge fan of "feelings" or touching or general affection.
- 7.Your DreamNot corroborated by any known evidence.
- 6.SinnerI generally make good choices.
- 5.Saint*generally* is the key word.
- 4.Your HellProfessional pain in the ass to my current boss.
- 3.BitchLow key truth. Soz bout it.
- 2.ChildObjectively correct.
- 1.Do Not Feel AshamedOne particular feeling I do not feel is embarrassment. I possess both a naturally healthy level of confidence and the foundational belief that no one is ever looking at me.