1. Mother
    Objectively incorrect.
  2. Lover
    Im not a huge fan of "feelings" or touching or general affection.
  3. Your Dream
    Not corroborated by any known evidence.
  4. Sinner
    I generally make good choices.
  5. Saint
    *generally* is the key word.
  6. Your Hell
    Professional pain in the ass to my current boss.
  7. Bitch
    Low key truth. Soz bout it.
  8. Child
    Objectively correct.
  9. Do Not Feel Ashamed
    One particular feeling I do not feel is embarrassment. I possess both a naturally healthy level of confidence and the foundational belief that no one is ever looking at me.