Listen. I love you. You're like a son to me. The times we've shared mean a lot. But don't talk to me until you've completed this list.
  1. Dogfight
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    You know River Phoenix is my heart and soul. It's OBJECTIVELY the greatest film ever made. Not subjectively. Objectively.
  2. Newsies
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    I mean come on! Just flippin watch it.
  3. Almost Famous
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    I don't care that you don't like Kate Hudson. This movie is bigger than her.
  4. Freaks and Geeks
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    I shouldn't have to explain this.
  5. Bourne
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    All of it.
  6. Rushmore
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    God. It's like you're not even trying.
  7. Welcome to Me
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    If I've seen a film 3 times, you know it's important to me.
  8. Safety Not Guaranteed
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    This is the closest I've come to seeing myself in a film. Not the characters in particular. Just my general spirit.
  9. Hugh Grant's Cannon
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    I shouldn't have to explain why. You should just know.