Don't Talk to Me Until You've Seen...
Listen. I love you. You're like a son to me. The times we've shared mean a lot. But don't talk to me until you've completed this list.
- •DogfightYou know River Phoenix is my heart and soul. It's OBJECTIVELY the greatest film ever made. Not subjectively. Objectively.
- •NewsiesI mean come on! Just flippin watch it.
- •Almost FamousI don't care that you don't like Kate Hudson. This movie is bigger than her.
- •Freaks and GeeksI shouldn't have to explain this.
- •BourneAll of it.
- •RushmoreGod. It's like you're not even trying.
- •Welcome to MeIf I've seen a film 3 times, you know it's important to me.
- •Safety Not GuaranteedThis is the closest I've come to seeing myself in a film. Not the characters in particular. Just my general spirit.
- •Hugh Grant's CannonI shouldn't have to explain why. You should just know.