Grandma Phone Calls
Call your grandma.
- •You meet any nice boys in New York?Me: "I go on some dates but nothing serious"
- •Well, you don't need a boyfriend. Just have fun. What is it they say? Play the field.
- •Dates are fun.
- •When I was your age I probably dated around a hundred guys.
- •One time, the fraternity across the street from my sorority was having a themed dance: Southern Ball.Me: "Oh that's nice did you go as Gone With The Wind?"
- •My date showed up dressed in a Civil War uniform and I went as a bale of hay. I got burlap and pillows and I couldn't sit down but I had fun.
- •Me: And guess what - the boys can wear tank tops and the girls can't.
- •Gma: Well that's just sexist and I'll write a letter if you want me to.