Honest Reviews of Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake Flavors

8 down. 29 more to go. Well really 27 cuz I don't fuck with the "Low Carb" Cheesecakes.
  1. White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Cheesecake
    Always a good idea. Pairs well with: rum.
  2. Key Lime Cheesecake
    Fun with a solid base. Just the right amount of tangy. Pairs well with: Watching Lin Manuel Mirandas episode of drunk history in bed.
  3. Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake
    Decadent. Always leftovers for breakfast. Pairs well with: a girls night out where you remind each other of your worth.
  4. Fresh Strawberry Cheesecake
    Crowdpleaser. Stable. Delicious. Pairs well with: Splitting a dessert with your grandma.
  5. Adam's Peanut Butter Cup Fudge Ripple Cheesecake
    I think this has 3+ types of candy bars in it. An explosion of things that taste good, but leaves the vicinity slightly destroyed after erupting. Pairs well with: saying "You know what? Fuck it."
  6. Lemon Raspberry Cheesecake
    A lighter lemon flavor than some other choices. Balances sweet and slightly savory. Pairs well with: a blanket fort.
  7. Lemon Meringue Cheesecake
    Call this slice Mr. Snickett cuz its over the top Lemony. Some locations have trouble getting the meringue right. Tbh don't get this flavor. Pairs well with: water and a shit ton of whipped cream to cut the flavor.
  8. Dutch Apple Carmel Streusel Cheesecake
    Apple good. Carmel good. Streusel good. Cheesecake good. Pairs well with: being upset and just wanting as many desserts as possible in as short of time as possible.